Oh my God, Oh my God, OMG you guys!!! I have a date with this super hot guy tonight! I'm soooo excited. His name is Jason, I think he used to be a hockey player or something? I don't know, but he's totally hot and he has a lake house! He invited me over there after work. You guys know I don't usually put out on the first date, but I don't know, there's just something about Jason. If he plays his cards right, tonight just might be his lucky night. Here's the picture he gave me!
I think he might be the one, God I hope Batman doesn't get jealous! I'll let you guys know how it goes!
Remember to practice safe sex! Which, in these movies, means not having any as you'll undoubtedly get skewered the minute your top comes off.
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