Friday Night Drive-In

Friday Night Drive-In

What's that you say? You want more Tobe Hooper in the Drive-In? Ask and ye shall receive! Chainsaw and Dave's favorite movie of ALL time is on tap tonight....

Friday Night Drive-In

Special guest host for the Drive-in this week! Show up for the legendary Mr. Joe Bob Briggs, stay for Tobe Hooper's classic The Funhouse...

Friday Night Drive-In

I couldn't even begin to tell you how many times I watched this flick when I was in high school. It combined so many things I loved... horror, video games, Fangoria, this newfangled invention called the "internet", etc. Way ahead of it's time, and bonus, a young "pre-substance abuse issue" Edward Furlong! The Trickster is taking over the Drive-In tonight...

"Igor, dial 555-FEAR..."

Friday Night Drive-In

In the Batcave, we don't really "do" westerns. Occasionally though, one comes along that's so damn good, it's impossible to ignore. Case in point tonight's feature. Friends, believe me when I tell you that while it may have been Top Gun that made me love Val Kilmer, it was this movie that made me worship at the man's feet. Oh, if only he could somehow manage to return to the glory days of performances such as his Doc Holiday in Tombstone...

"I'm your huckleberry."

Friday Night Drive-In

"We're here for the Crites."

Friday Night Drive-In

Going back to my childhood this week at the Drive-In! For whatever reason, the Ninja Turtles have been popping up in my life sporadically the past two weeks or so, and I've been itching to watch the first movie again. It's far superior to the other two in my opinion, and I still love it. So tonight I'm gonna pop in my dvd (which features what has to be the laziest cover art of all time) and watch it with the kiddos, and I'm also posting it in the Drive-In for you to watch along if ya like! Enjoy.

"Wise men say, forgiveness is divine...but NEVER pay full price for late pizza."

Friday Night Drive-In

I realize lately I've been pounding you all over the head with almost nothing but Judge Dredd related things. You'd think I would be ready to stop by now. NOPE. One last Dredd related post this week, as the Sylvester Stallone flick is playing at the Drive-In!

Court's adjourned.

Friday Night Drive-In

A lycanthropic romp is on tap for tonight kids! This is the flick that introduced me to Neil Marshall, and I will be eternally grateful for it. For some reason, making a decent werewolf movie seems to be quite difficult. I can only think of a few that I truly love. Dog Soldiers most certainly earns it's spot on that list...

"If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."

Friday Night Drive-In

Posting late tonight due to my job doing it's very best to destroy my Xmas spirit, a mere 4 days before the big day. I'm too damn excited about tonight's Drive-In offering to let tonight slip by without a post though. 1984's holiday classic is ready to roll, enjoy Don't Open Till Christmas!

"'Twas the night before Christmas... and all through the house...not a creature was stirring....because they're all DEAD."

Friday Night Drive-In

Not as much fun as the first one, but still better than a movie about a mutant killer snowman should ever have any right to be...

 "Ohhh, I guess it was decapitated coffee"

Friday Night Drive-In

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING says Xmas like Nazis, incest, taint stabbings, evil elves, and Dan motherfucking Haggerty. It's a yule-tide thrill ride tonight at the Drive-In. Hang on to your christmas balls!

"When there's no more room in Hell, the Elves will walk the Earth."

Friday Night Drive-In

All Xmas movies, all December long at the Drive-In! Let's get in the motherfucking holiday spirit early, shall we?

"You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run, boy...run for ya life!"

Friday Night Drive-In

Not sure why, but this weekend just feels like an 80's horror kinda weekend. With that in mind, a Tobe Hooper classic is on tap tonight at the Drive-In....

I hate people who preach. Especially in bathrooms.

Friday Night Drive-In

Real quick, I want to give a shout-out to my friend Hardy, the one and only person who's ever actually publicly admitted to enjoying my Drive-In posts! This one's for you, buddy! There's rampant nudity and guys in rubber suits getting all rapey! Sounds like the perfect flick for the Drive-In, no?

"Goddamn, it's a Salmon."

Friday Night Drive-In

Tonight it's the one you love to hate, I'm keeping the Halloween love rolling at the Drive-In with The Revenge of Michael Myers!

TINAAAA!!!!

Friday Night Drive-In

Proof that we'll watch just about anything here in the Batcave to get in the Halloween spirit! Here's the "not-so-beloved" origin of Michael Myers in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers...

Michael's work isn't done in Haddonfield...and soon, very soon, he'll return to kill again.

Friday Night Drive-In

Might as well get October off on the right foot at the drive-in....

I do love a good joke, and this is the best kind...a joke on the children.

Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust

I don't dig a lot of anime, every now and then I see something that catches my eye, but overall it's not my thing. I do however love me some Vampire Hunter D. I caught the first one on MTV one night way back when I was in high school, and it floored me. In 2000 a sequel came out, and I ran out to Best Buy on day one to grab it. Come to think of it, I think it's actually the last anime I ever bought too. Anyway, enjoy this sequel, which features even MORE Dampir-riffic action!

Taking on a vampire at night is a mission for morons and fools. Which are you?

Friday Night Drive-In

Been in the mood for all things Myers lately, and have been working my way through the series again. I know a lot of people don't care for The Return of Michael Myers, but I will always have soft spot in my heart for it, because it was the first "new" Halloween movie that I got to get excited about. I had only been into horror movies for a little while when it was released, and I just knew that a new movie in the Halloween franchise was going to be awesome. And you know what? For a 10 year old, it was.

We are talking about Evil on two legs.