Thursday, March 5, 2009

Deadly new Super-Virus Attacks!

On Monday night this week, I fell victim to some new form of Super-Virus that could only have been spawned somewhere deep in the bowels of the evil Umbrella Corporation's secret underground lair.

It attacked seemingly from nowhere, catching me completely off-guard and subjecting me to frequent blackouts, extreme nausea and severe headaches. As always, I think of you, dear readers, first and I managed to get a picture of the shape this horrendous ordeal left me in before my final comatose-like sleep that would eventually lead to my start down the path to recovery. I must warn you though, this image is graphic.

Worry not though, I've started to pull through, and can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel today. I managed to make it through work for the first time since Monday, and while I'm still not brave enough to try food, I am holding down most liquids. Yes, friends I'm finally on the road to recovery and ready to begin wasting your precious time here at the old blog again. Do your best to contain your excitement, and for the love of all this is holy, avoid this potentially deadly virus at all costs.

1 comment:

Brandon said...

Hope you're feeling better. I was sick last week and it sucked.