Wednesday, October 6, 2010

My Evil Guide Plan

Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: widespread misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate Mount Rushmore. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

Make your very own Evil Guide Plan here!

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