Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Fuck MTV and the people who watch it
As if I needed any more reason to never watch the channel, guess what MTV's viewers picked as the "best movie" for the 2009 Movie Awards? If you said gay sparkly vampires, you win hair product! Apparently MTV has some sort of weird appeal to the Hot Topic emo/goth/gay teeny bopper crowd. Who knew? Good news for the creators responsible for the travesty known as Twilight though, as the *ahem* "film" is sure to rack up at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards as well. Won't that golden popcorn look nice sitting on the mantle next to the day-glo orange blimp? Fucking sparkly vampires. I just don't get it.